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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This Week In Space podcast: Episode 163 — The Trials of Starship - Space
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Are you afraid of being alone?
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The Biggest Pokémon Card Crashers And Climbers This Week - June 2 - IGN
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
share office space ...
So they tried
Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
What is the best way to get over your ex?
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
NASA raises the odds that an asteroid could hit the moon in 2032 - Space
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Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Navigating some of the thorny questions of estate planning - NPR
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Moons of Uranus surprise scientists in Hubble study - Phys.org